ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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