Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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