Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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