Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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