Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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