we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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