oh god the rape fog is back!
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I supernannyed him into submission
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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