can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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