There is no way he is gay with that hair.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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