Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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