3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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