ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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