Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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