kristin has been a bad kristin
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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