What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
My penis needs a shock collar
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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