His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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