Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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