yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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