hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
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My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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