if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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