Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
time to smoke my breakfast
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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