Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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