So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
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still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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