We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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