I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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