I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I party with great urgency now.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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