I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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