Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Is it penis luge time yet?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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