My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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