I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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