Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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