Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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