you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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