ugly people sure do ruin things
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
So apparently I’m into choking now
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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