we're blogging at a bar
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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