I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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