smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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