just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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