im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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