i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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