I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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