Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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