Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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