Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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