I smell stomach acid.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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