Whod you bang
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Shame is for Republicans.
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