He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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