Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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