Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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