3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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