Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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