we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I can't put those talents on a resume
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
i think my cat just said my name.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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