She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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